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Clients From Hell: →

I hate when customers already assume *you’re* the one in a pissy mood. Personally, I would never assume or ask someone if they’re in a bad mood- that’s rude. Maybe the person just doesn’t fucking like you. Or you smell, or maybe they’ve been there all day and just want to go home. Perhaps instead of going somewhere and getting service from someone who...

Oct 31st

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onac911: I KNOOOOWWWW DDDD: OMG Yes.

Oct 29th

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Oct 28th

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Epic. →

clientsfromhell: Client: “Can you make it so when people land on our website, it’s, like, all black with stars coming out of the screen all whoosh whoosh (does the action) like in that screensaver?” Me: “…” Client: “With the music from Star Wars.” Me: “…” Client: “And it does that for, like, a minute,…

Oct 27th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 21st

30,123 notes

.....wow

clientsfromhell: Client: “I took a photo with the colours I want for my home page, I’ll send it to you, but I can’t seem to find my damn phone.” Me: “Wait, so what are you calling me from?” Client: “…” Me: “…” Client: “You can’t let ANYONE know about this!”

Oct 21st

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My Magic Shoe Obsession →

I have the same problem with my sparkling shoes… I’m addicted to wearing them: the tallness, the sparkles, the superior Power!! I’LL NEVER TAKE THEM OFF :P

Oct 19th

Oct 18th

Clients From Hell: Client: “I don’t want to... →

clientsfromhell: Client: “I don’t want to download it. Just give it to me over the phone.” Me: “It’s a computer program, I can’t give it to you over the phone. I can mail you a DVD, or I can tell you how to safely download it over the internet.” Client: “Look, I’m not downloading anything, and I’m not getting…

Oct 14th

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Oct 11th

...In other words, the equivalent to yelling at...

clientsfromhell: I need you to make a web ad. The title of this year’s bash is “GET WICKED AT WORK!” (this should be big and bold and really pop) SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29th (please have the date really stand out as well) COSTUME CONTEST! (this should really pop) I also attached logos to go on the ad (please make the logos stand out a bunch) Also, a plus-one is optional (really make this stand out. I...

Oct 11th

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