So, I didn’t go see the Harry Potter movie during the employee showing. I don’t read the books cause they’re gay and lame and everyone *NEEDS* to be reading “The Wheel of Time” instead— seriously, you’re all losers and totally missing out what if feels like to actually read something written— not only well— but by a fricken God. Yes, Rober Jordan is a God. I don’t think there ever is— or ever WILL be any author of Fantasy writing that can top his shit. You disagree, please, share with me this other “amazing book” out there with a more awesome, breath takeing, “Heart pounding" story (I’m using italics here to emphisize my sarcasm because I highly doubt there’s anything greater than this fucking book) but share it with me, so I can read it, and then tell you what a fucking idiot you are for trying to even disagree with me.
Oh, I was talking about Harry Potter, wasn’t I? Yea, thanks for sharing to the world that Snape dies— you jerks. You’re lucky I’m already used to Allen Rickman and his misfortune in movie endings such as Die Hard, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, …there’s another one I watch all the time. But… You didn’t have to blab that he dies. Allen Rickman is actually even ‘why’ I watch the Harry Potter movies. Now… I don’t know if I even want to see this movie.
—————————————Moving the Topic to Facebook (explicated Language: Children under the age of 15 should be accompanied by an adult to resolve awkward and confusing questions they may ask)
So facebook is a really fucking irritating skin rash. It might as well be herpes to my computer… except I don’t think it’s actually ‘painful’ for the computer. But what the fuck is this: 1. in the upper right corner it’s telling me who’s doing what that exact moment. It’s worse than the news feeds cause now it’s like “so and so left a comment on Dukes page, “Hey whatup you cunt sucking pussy fucker— this status makes me fucking LOLOL” *smiley face* -_-
No, I dont need to see what comments you leave on you’re other friend pages— I don’t need to know the comments you leave on ANYONE ones page. Just mine. I only fucking care about what people are saying TO me. Not him, not her, not what you like on fb fan pages, or what games you’re playing, who you’re poking, or other shit like that. No. No I do fucking Not.
2. you’re changing the fucking chat again? -_- AGAIN!?!??! O.o!?!? Are you fucking kidding me???!?!?! Stop that— Stop that. Now. No, I do not want to have a random link in the corner of people YOU think I talk to the most and want to make it easier for me to message them. It’s not that hard to find them in the search bar— really, I can type a few letters in and go to their page to “message” if I have too. Not a big deal. Plus— you don’t even know who I interact with most— so If I wanted to do this new thing— I’m going to have to go to the fucking search bar thingy anyways to type in dudes name—ANYWAYS!!
God damn. You and you’re people have to be the most fucking cock sucking, pussy fungus, douche bags to think that you’re being more clever (oOo, italics again. Yea, sarcasms you dumb fucking dicks heads) You want to be clever!?!? You want to impress me— than reformat you’re whole fucking douchy layout to where we can customize our profiles like Myspace. Or —-go back to how it was before that gay ass picture header thing a ma gig came out, and LEAVE IT LIKE IT USED TO BE!
I’m never going to get over it. Customized profiles WAS the shit— you know what— it IS the shit. People are too lazy to do it, then THEY can leave there’s alone.
Stupid cunt face of a web designer: “oH, but this was it looks clean and professional”
No, go suck a black dick. Facebook is not ‘professional’ and it should never be thought as ‘professional’. it was a college social network so the premature “adults” can pretend like they’re still in high school and spy on they’re boyfriend and friends to start some delicious drama that they hunger for. Facebook is for them— and they’re drama. Facebook was made to make it easier to spy, stalk, obsess, and start shit. That’s what facebook was made for— and it’s been doing an excellent job at getting all them children rallied up— that it’s even starting to attract teeny boppers— who YOU KNOW is hungery for that shit at an early age. The whole this is just a joke. And no, it’s not “easier” to use. Every day I have to figure out how to find someone and post shit—CAUSE IT’S ALWAYS FUCKING CHANGING.
Whatever, my rant is over. I really fucking hate facebook. Why cant it let me ‘choose’ what it changes and gives me the option to keep the old format like Myspace. You see— Myspace at least was considerate. It never wanted to force people to change, it offered, and if you were ready for it, you took in the changes.